Freelance writer... Newspaper Columnist... Web Writer...
When you're ready for a short vacation from the realities of life,
check out my work. Or, if you're an editor looking for something
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Although I'm a serious, professional writer, there's nothing serious about
my writing. I've based my entire career exposing the truth about
"Getting Expelled from Match.com," "Me No Speak Good Mexican,"
"The Great Sperm Audition" and "My Sizzling Russian Bride."
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